Off the Mark’s offbeat comedy adds a new dimension to what we witness on a daily basis… From advertisements to dogs and computers, from your favourite icons to the trends you despise. Off the Mark is a slightly warped and somewhat distorted book that targets readers searching for a laugh in the bull’s eye. From your favourite icons to the trends you despise, from advertisements to dogs and computers, there’s something for everyone. Off the Mark is a slightly warped and somewhat distorted book that targets readers searching for a laugh in the bull’s eye.

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1 naturally easy: No, that isn’t the case. I tried it with my wife’s kitties (which I never claimed) and they would just sleep happily against the post before ripping her favourite chair to shreds!

2 Ninjas eat a stealthy diet

3 There isn’t a lot of space. His BBQ seemed to have erupted into a blaze. It’s clear where his drink went.

4 I think he’s on a contract.

5 Camilla, let him go…. he’s still cute and cuddly, and he’s clinging to you… But before you know it, he’ll have found his wings and will be able to fly.

6 When it’s convenient for them, they surely understand you.

7 His grapes were in a bind, to say the least. (Now they’re wrath grapes.)

8 He’s lucky he didn’t want the cucumber colonic.

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